I don't like Kate Moss.
There, I said it.
I think she's a mess. A decent model, sure, but so not worth all the time we spend enraptured in her dramatics.
Plus, she goes out like this:
Yeah, it's a jumpsuit. A Chanel jumpsuit, but a jumpsuit nonetheless, and one spangled with cheesy gold stars. And don't even get me started on the Gene Simmons-esque eye makeup (it's a gold sparkly star around her eye - I know).
I'm pushing for her retirement. No more Topshop designing, no more uninspiring covers, no more coke scandals. We're done.
(P.S. My vote for the next hot model? I'm currently obsessed with Snejana.)