A. Ashlee Simpson for Wet Seal
B. Kimora Lee Simmons, Fabulosity for JC Penny
C. Heidi Montag, Heidiwood for Anchor Blue
D. Phillip Lim, Band of Outsiders, Michael Bastian, ThreeAsFour, and Philip Crangi for Gap
Let's just say that I'll be lining up somewhere on the morning of April 15, and it won't be Anchor Blue.
Thank the LORD for the Gap.
And if I hear about any more of these absolutely offensive "fashion" collaborations, I'm quitting this business.
(That's not true.)