At least it might sell better than Madonna's.

I imagine we’ve all heard by now that Roberto Cavalli’s doing the next H&M line? I’m less than thrilled. The problem with Cavalli is that his work by its nature is a little cheesy -- animal prints, sequins, more is more. Who else could make Gisele look so cheap?


The only quasi-redeemable factor is the actual quality of the garment. Enter H&M, exit quality factor, and what you’re left with, I predict, will be cheap synthetic fabrics and bad leopard spots. I hope he proves me wrong, but I’m not going to hold my breath.

The collection will be in stores November 8.